Kindness Appreciator Pillows

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Be kind"

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I don't leave home without it!"

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Social Worker

Please Give

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Tree and bear hugging.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Sue Perkins

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."