Kindness Appreciator Pillows

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Be kind"

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I don't leave home without it!"

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Social Worker

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Please Give

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'You guys are real friends!'

'Are we there yet?'