Burger Genius Gifts

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Licensed to grill.

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Sisyphus Sawyer

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Big Burgers.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

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'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Big Boy Foot

NDAs for non VIPs

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Bank 'n' Burger

"I think I'm falling in love."

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

Is the key to life great self-awareness or pursuit of external truth? You're probably right. Self-awareness in pursuit of external truth.

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'