Burger Artist Gifts

Meet my day job 9-5

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

Licensed to grill.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Sisyphus Sawyer

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Big Burgers.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Big Boy Foot

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

NDAs for non VIPs

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Bank 'n' Burger

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

Mc Seven

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

Is the key to life great self-awareness or pursuit of external truth? You're probably right. Self-awareness in pursuit of external truth.

"I think I'm falling in love."