Burger Enthusiast Gifts

'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'

Einstein Grill.

Drive In - "That's $7.99, 2400 calories and 125 grams of fat."

Bank 'n' Burger

'The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.'

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

'I won't be gone long. He's going to show me where they make hamburgers.'

'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Burger chef measuring a man's mouth for size.

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

Fast food trap.

"The Quintuple Burger is our limit. We don't stack more burgers than you can have heart bypasses."

"Quarter panda, please."

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"There you go...I'll have the paramedics on standby...."

Painting of Hamburger. "This one's by Jack Owens, a starving artist from Ohio."

Surge pricing at the burger place.

"Please order by number."

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

'I'll just have a cholesterol test and a dozen headache pills to go.'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

"I'm the short order cook."

I once thought like you, that I would grow old with dignity! YOU WAIT! YOU WAIT!

'It's just like a burger from a fast food place. You wouldn't believe how tough it was finding disodium guanylate.'

"Before this I flipped houses."

Trump: Burger King

"Do you know how many cows it takes to make all these burgers?"

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!