
'Stop! How about a burger, fries and a coke for a change!'
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'Stop! How about a burger, fries and a coke for a change!'
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"
Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'
A boy who loves cows/burgers
'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'
"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."
Sisyphus Sawyer
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'
'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'
Dave's Hamburger Shop
The mission: Impossible burger.
'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'
Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.
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