Burger Enthusiasts Gifts

Sisyphus Sawyer

Man finds a rat in his hamburger

'Who ordered the Christmas special?'

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

Mother bird bringing young in nest a worm, young bird wants a burger.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The mission: Impossible burger.

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'