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'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'

Drive In - "That's $7.99, 2400 calories and 125 grams of fat."

Bank 'n' Burger

'The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.'

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

'I won't be gone long. He's going to show me where they make hamburgers.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

Burger chef measuring a man's mouth for size.

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

Surge pricing at the burger place.

"There you go...I'll have the paramedics on standby...."

Fast food trap.

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'I'll just have a cholesterol test and a dozen headache pills to go.'

"Quarter panda, please."

"The Quintuple Burger is our limit. We don't stack more burgers than you can have heart bypasses."

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Please order by number."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

Painting of Hamburger. "This one's by Jack Owens, a starving artist from Ohio."

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Williamsburger

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

Burger Hut Deocrations

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

A statue of a hamburger whose inscription reads "World-famous".

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

Trump: Burger King

"Do you know how many cows it takes to make all these burgers?"

Big Boy Foot

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."