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'Oh yeah...a diet soda, too.'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'Triple burger with fries, would you like the complimentary angiogram with that?'

'Once once we figure out how to cure them of what they died from, we'll thaw them out and bring them back to life.'

"No, I said I want a veggie burger not a wedgie burger!"

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Fast Food Ordering Confusion

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"Amazing Graze..."

"Have you heard about our new healthy veggie burger?" "Dreamy! Now - how many pounds of beef can you put in one bun?"

Zombies chase a hamburger

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

How fast is the fast food at Fast Freddies fast food restaurant?

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"Ah, yes. But have you ever wondered what comes AFTER hamburger?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

Before-After...

"Sure it freaks me out Darlene...but you have to admit, it smells pretty darn good..."

"Just give me a cheeseburger with everything on it."

Customer Service

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

Burger stall at an art gallery

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!'

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Would you like to 'Let Yourself Go' for an additional thirty-nine cents?'

'I want a cheeseburger. The matter of French fries, beverage, or dessert I'll leave to my attorneys.'

'All you can eat, burgers.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'We call it that because it was synthetically cultivated in a laboratory.'

'No, this one's burger on the inside.'

Hey, your break is over Blubber Butt!

Really, Really Fast Food.

'I'd like a happy meal please,'