Burger Lovers With A Twist T-Shirts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Big Boy Foot

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.