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"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Sisyphus Sawyer

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Big Burgers.

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe