Burger Fan T-Shirts

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

BBQ Escape.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."