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Psycho Burger

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

'Do you want a fright with that?'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'If we are reincarnated, what do you think we'll come back as?'

In-house companyoffice BBQ picnic

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Sex drugs and rock and roll.

"You wanted to see the cook about your burger?"

I'll have a hamburger.

'What drink would you like with your meal?'

Hamburger poll.

'If you quit now, you'll never work in this town's fast food industry again!'

"Papi, let's exercise by taking the stairs instead of the elevator. But that place that serves my favorite triple cheeseburger is on the fourth level!"

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'This has taken YEARS of genetic research!'

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

"Welcome to MAGA burger. . . may I take your order please?"

"It reminds me of a big, juicy hamburger."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"Because the last customer told me to hold the onions!"

"Your weight problem is 1% genetic and 99% cheeseburger."

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

Hamburger Inspector

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

"That's not the sort of Elvis impersonator I had in mind. . .!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"I had a dream I died and came back in a toasted sesame seed bun!"

Unhappy Burger Bun

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"