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Vocal Fry

"Excellent! This crap again!"

Mcdonalds changes beef patty recipe but denies Jamie Oliver revelations were the reason.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Menu Dating

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Surreal ale

'Can I have flies with that'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Nutrition-Free Diet

Licensed to grill.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'