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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"Maybe we should give them names."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Would you still describe yourself as an optimist?'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

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