Burger Buddy Prints

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"Maybe we should give them names."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Would you still describe yourself as an optimist?'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I know it's gassy...'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Hole in one!!!!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Can I have flies with that'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'