Burger Lover Prints

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'Triple burger with fries, would you like the complimentary angiogram with that?'

"No, I said I want a veggie burger not a wedgie burger!"

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Fast Food Ordering Confusion

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"Have you heard about our new healthy veggie burger?" "Dreamy! Now - how many pounds of beef can you put in one bun?"

'All you can eat, burgers.'

'I want a cheeseburger. The matter of French fries, beverage, or dessert I'll leave to my attorneys.'

'Would you like to 'Let Yourself Go' for an additional thirty-nine cents?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'We call it that because it was synthetically cultivated in a laboratory.'

Hey, your break is over Blubber Butt!

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!'

Really, Really Fast Food.

'I'd like a happy meal please,'

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

Customer Service

"Just give me a cheeseburger with everything on it."

How fast is the fast food at Fast Freddies fast food restaurant?

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Zombies chase a hamburger

"Ah, yes. But have you ever wondered what comes AFTER hamburger?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

Before-After...

'I told him we were having hamburgers!'

Burgers

"You look...delicious!"

Really Fast Food

"Have I told you recently how much I like you? I don't know what I'd do without you."

Burger stall at an art gallery

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"