Burger Buffs Pillows

Vocal Fry

"Excellent! This crap again!"

Mcdonalds changes beef patty recipe but denies Jamie Oliver revelations were the reason.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Surreal ale

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Sisyphus Sawyer