"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
Burger Crafting Gifts
Looking for a gift that perfectly captures a burger crafting enthusiast's passion? Our curated collection of products features witty and charming designs that celebrate their love for creating delicious sandwiches. Whether they're experimenting with new toppings or perfecting their patties, this selection adds a fun and personal touch to their culinary adventures.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
Menu Dating
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"
Joyce could certainly handle her drink!
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
Nutrition-Free Diet
'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."
"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"
A boy who loves cows/burgers
Sisyphus Sawyer
'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'
'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
The mission: Impossible burger.
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'
'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe
Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.
DIY Butchers
"I 3-D printed my dinner!"
NDAs for non VIPs
Big Boy Foot
Big Burgers.
'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'
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Burger Crafting Gifts Collection
Burger Crafting Mugs
Explore our collection of burger crafting themed mugs, perfect for breakfast or coffee breaks as they prepare and enjoy their latest burger creations.
Burger Crafting Pillows
Check out our quirky pillows featuring burger crafting designs. Add humor and comfort to their kitchen or living space with these charming accessories.
Burger Crafting Prints
Bring fun to their home with prints that feature burger crafting themes. A fantastic way to decorate a kitchen or craft space with personality and humor.
Burger Crafting T-Shirts
Discover fun and stylish t-shirts that celebrate burger crafting. A great gift for foodies and kitchen enthusiasts who love showing off their culinary passion.