Burger Crafting Pillows

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Sisyphus Sawyer

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

DIY Butchers

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

NDAs for non VIPs

Big Boy Foot

Big Burgers.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

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