Burger Warrior Pillows

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Sisyphus Sawyer

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Big Boy Foot

Burger stall at an art gallery

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Big Burgers.