Burger Warrior Gifts

'I was like working at burger buddies and this guy was mad because his fries were like old and stuff...'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

Licensed to grill.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Sisyphus Sawyer

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Big Boy Foot

Big Burgers.

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Burger stall at an art gallery

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.