Burger Worker Gifts

"These people are breaking the law! They should all go back to where they came from! Um...except the ones who work at Burger Barn, cause they make awesome burgers. And that lady who takes care of my little cousin...cause she's real nice. And maybe no Anse

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'