Bakery Worker Gifts

'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'

Complicated Workplace Rules. In an office setting, it is not acceptable when a boss says "Gimme some sugar" to a subordinate. But it might be perfectly acceptable when working in a bakery.

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Picking pastries.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Cafe Burns.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).