Bakery Worker Gifts

'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Picking pastries.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Cafe Burns.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Working at a brewery.