Bakery Supervisor Gifts

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Kitchen Kapers

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

A dog at the bakery.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Ghostbasters 3

'Cooking'

Chef copy robot

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

The secret lives of household things.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Funky Chef 2

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."