Bakery Staff Gifts

'I've never baked one, but I've jumped out of several.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Kitchen Kapers

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

A dog at the bakery.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Chef copy robot

'Cooking'

Ghostbasters 3

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Parisian man eating pastries

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Funky Chef 2

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'