Bakery Supervisor T-Shirts

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Kitchen Kapers

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

A dog at the bakery.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Cooking'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Chef copy robot

Ghostbasters 3

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Funky Chef 2

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"