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'The best part of this doughnut is the hole!'

Picking pastries.

"Is the MSG local?"

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders

Horse meat scandal.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.