Food Safety Inspectors T-Shirts

"Careful, the plate is hot."

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Is the MSG local?"

All Natural Nothing

Your lobster was off!

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

*=Hotdog

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Frankenfish

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Horse meat scandal.

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'