Bakery Inspector Prints

'The best part of this doughnut is the hole!'

Picking pastries.

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

Your lobster was off!

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

*=Hotdog

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

Our Troubled Chowders

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Horse meat scandal.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"I think the milk's off!"

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."