Ingredient Inspector Prints

'Clam chowder - ingredients: clams, potatoes, water, hydrolated plant protein, sodium phosphate, calcium carbonate,butylated hydroxytolune. For external use only.'

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

All Natural Nothing

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Honest Vending

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Is the MSG local?"

Your lobster was off!

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Diet considerations.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Horse meat scandal.

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders