Food Quality Inspector Prints

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Is it organic. . . ?"

"Is the MSG local?"

All Natural Nothing

Your lobster was off!

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Rust test in progress.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

*=Hotdog

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Office of quality assurance"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"I think the milk's off!"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Horse meat scandal.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Our Troubled Chowders

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'They're doing their tests now?

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.