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Square pies produce new mathematical formula.

Your bread maker has a yeast infection.

Important Food Groups

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

A dog at the bakery.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Placier.

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Hot Cross Bun

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

'You want a piece of me?'

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

The best baker in Bath!

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

Dog Food Groups

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

Hot Cross Buns/Tired and Emotional Buns