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Your bread maker has a yeast infection.

Important Food Groups

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

A dog at the bakery.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Where cronuts come from.

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

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Placier.

Hot Cross Bun

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

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"You're a snob, Angélique!"

'You want a piece of me?'

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

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Dog Food Groups

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'