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"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"Do you take dark money?"

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."