Brewery Staff Pillows

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"Do you take dark money?"

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."