Brewery Workers Pillows

'Brewers Men'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Malty tasking.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."