Brewery Workers Gifts

'Brewers Men'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Malty tasking.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.