Brewery Worker Gifts

'We'll take it!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Working at a brewery.

Brewing in Southwark- Fermentation

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

Campaign for Real Spit'n'Sawdust

"Hi, I'm Jeff and I'm not an alcoholic, but I wondered if you had heard about some of the fantastic beers we have to offer at Marsham's Brewery..."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Frogs drinking beer during 'Hoppy Hour'.

'God! This tastes like cats...'

Impertinent Curiosity

Dray Cart in Motion

"You order the microbrew?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."