Beer Industry Worker Gifts

Beer companies merge.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Beer Stall

Another day in the Splenda mines

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Ghostbasters 3

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Beer Order

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Working at a brewery.

'God! This tastes like cats...'