Winery Worker Gifts

"No head, pale color, just like Marie Antoinette after the guillotine."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

novox winery

'We keep pushing teamwork around here, and it appears we've got it. Unfortunately, it's the '62 Mets.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

A Good Batch.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I make it myself!"

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."