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"No head, pale color, just like Marie Antoinette after the guillotine."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

novox winery

'We keep pushing teamwork around here, and it appears we've got it. Unfortunately, it's the '62 Mets.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

A Good Batch.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I make it myself!"

'We'll take it!'

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.