
'You want an ultra-sweet, kosher wine to serve with dinner? What's the main course, popsicles?'
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'You want an ultra-sweet, kosher wine to serve with dinner? What's the main course, popsicles?'
'Hit it with a ship, like they do on telly.'
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."
'This is one of our most recent vintages!'
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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"I make it myself!"
'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'
"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."
"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"
true love.
'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'
kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.
'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'
"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."
'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'
'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'
'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'
"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."
"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."
"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."
'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'
'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'
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'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'
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