Beverage Industry Professional Gifts

"Still sparkling"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Scientific Tea.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

Beer companies merge.

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

Something Grown Something Shot.

Ace Doughnut Co.

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

The Corkscrew Thrower

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'