Beverage Seller Gifts

Global Warming.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Beer Stall

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Beer Order

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

The night they invented champagne.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Wine: New and Old.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Scientific Tea.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

Good duck, bad duck.

The Corkscrew Thrower

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

East End Ginger Beer Vendor