Beverage Seller T-Shirts

Global Warming.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Beer Stall

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Beer Order

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The night they invented champagne.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Wine: New and Old.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Scientific Tea.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Good duck, bad duck.

The Corkscrew Thrower

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

"Still sparkling"

East End Ginger Beer Vendor

"I'm ready to switch"