Beverage Service T-Shirts

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Rump roast?"

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beer Stall

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Beer Order

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

National Coffee Day

Wine taster with mineral water

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I'll have the usual."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.