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Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Beer Stall

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Beer Order

Bear at a vending machine

"Make me one with everything!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Merger at 28th and Lex

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

How was your hotdog?

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"