Street Vending T-Shirts

Chutzpah, $1.

A street vendor trying to sell a lady a reptile

'Sheesh! Slow day!'

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"When I have one left I feel like a total idiot!"

'My thoughts: 1 cent.'

For Sale! Custom Made Street Signs (Finance Available).

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

'There's no stopping them.'

Heaven on a stick.

'Just ignore the pigeons and they'll go away.'

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

The Balloon Seller.

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

6 Brothers Falafel

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"This is our soft opening."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Valet park only"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."