Street Vending Mugs

Chutzpah, $1.

A street vendor trying to sell a lady a reptile

'Sheesh! Slow day!'

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"When I have one left I feel like a total idiot!"

'My thoughts: 1 cent.'

For Sale! Custom Made Street Signs (Finance Available).

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

'There's no stopping them.'

Heaven on a stick.

'Just ignore the pigeons and they'll go away.'

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

The Balloon Seller.

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

6 Brothers Falafel

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"This is our soft opening."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Valet park only"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Hot Dog Animals: $2