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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Beer Stall

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

true love.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Beer Order

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Fred red read wine has lots of benefits, including longer life!