Alcohol Vendor Gifts

Shops:Under cut, Upper cut, Half cut

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Beer Stall

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'I know it's gassy...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

true love.

Beer Order

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.